By Nick Deiuliis
Sports have great dynasties: the Yankees of the 1950s, the Steelers of the 1970s, the Islanders of the 1980s, the Bulls of the 1990s, Tiger Woods during the 2000s, to name a few.
There are also dynasties in the motion picture industry. If you came of age in the 1980s (or the 1990s thanks to an older sibling), there’s a strong likelihood that John Hughes movies were a companion on your journey. Although you may not recognize his name nor face, you know his movies, from start to finish.
During the 1980s, only Steven Spielberg’s work rivaled the Hughes catalogue. John Hughes achieved a remarkable, dynastic run through the decade.
His career began writing for National Lampoon magazine. Then opportunity on the big screen came knocking.
Coming-of-age and comedy were his specialties. He was a master at capturing the culture of the ‘80s, teenage and family life, and the great American suburbs. Most of his movies took place in and around Chicago.
Acting careers were started and catapulted by Hughes films: Michael Keaton, Molly Ringwald, John Candy, Chevy Chase, Macauley Culkin, Mathew Broderick, and just about the entire Brat Pack (Emilio Estevez, Judd Nelson, Anthony Michael Hall, and Ally Sheedy). He was especially close to Candy and was devastated when the actor died.
Hughes could be prickly, and he abruptly broke off all contact with Molly Ringwald and Anthony Michael Hall after the mid-1980s. He became somewhat of a recluse in the ‘90s, and we lost Hughes to a heart attack in 2009 at a too-young age of 59. But his legacy endures with his memorable films.
The best way to summarize the allure of Hughes movies: if it’s a Saturday and you start surfing through channels to get to what you’re looking for and you come across one of his films, forget about what you were planning to do for the next hour or two.
Such an extensive body of work raises an intriguing question. If one applied a clinical and scientific (ok, not really) process to Hughes films from the 1980s, what would the top-ten look like?
Well, something like this:
Honorable mention: Mr. Mom (1983)
A movie that features Michael Keaton coming into his acting prime alongside 1980s movie icon Terri Garr has to garner at least an honorable mention. Yeah, the storyline stereotypes gender roles to where it comes across as thick-headed today. But it’s a solid, funny movie. Yet it doesn’t crack the top-ten, which is an ode to the depth of Hughes’ work. Favorite line: “You don’t feed a baby chili!” Hughes didn’t direct Mr. Mom, because he wanted to film in Chicago rather than LA.
#10: Uncle Buck (1989)
John Candy…loved that guy. And who didn’t love his character Uncle Buck? Smoked like a chimney, drinker, degenerate gambler, and cruising around Chicago in that beat-up tuna-boat of a car (a Mercury). Uncle Buck was warning us about the future of helicopter parenting and obsessing over kids’ achievements with: “I don’t think I want to know a six-year-old who isn’t a dreamer, or a sillyheart. And I sure don’t want to know one who takes their student career seriously.” Favorite scene: when Uncle Buck beats up the drunken clown (Pooter the Clown) hired for the kids’ party.
#9: Weird Science (1985)
Gary (Anthony Michael Hall) and Wyatt come up with the ultimate computer hack to turn the tables and put the outcasts in the driver’s seat. Hughes was quite a technology visionary, giving us a look into AI before anyone knew what it stood for. Bill Paxton delivers one of the greatest roles of the 1980s as evil, big brother Chet: “Feeling queasy? How about a nice greasy pork sandwich served in a dirty ashtray?” Kelly LeBrock garnered attention from the teenage male demographic. But it almost didn’t happen. LeBrock initially turned down her role so she could spend time with Sting in the south of France.
#8: Home Alone (1990)
The blockbuster that launched young Macauley Culkin. Yes, it was released just after the conclusion of the 1980s, but close enough to be considered as a 1980s-era movie. I suspect many will rank Home Alone higher. No doubt this is a great film, and one that multiple generations can watch together during holiday get-togethers. And it gave us one of the great Hughes lines of all-time with a black-and-white gangster film young Kevin was watching on the VCR in his Windy City suburban home: “Keep the change, ya filthy animal.” Do you recall where the McAllisters were flying off to when they forgot Kevin? Paris, France. Placing Home Alone in only the eight-spot might be controversial, but read on and decide what classic gets displaced if you were to move Home Alone up in the ranking.
#7: Pretty in Pink (1986)
Perhaps the most underrated cast of all the Hughes films. Molly Ringwald in the lead role, Jon Cryer (Duckie!), Andy McCarthy, James Spader, and don’t forget Henry Dean Stanton as the dad. Song-for-song, the best movie soundtrack of the 1980s this side of Purple Rain, with an alt-rock dream lineup of INXS, New Order, Echo and the Bunnymen, Joe Jackson, OMD, and The Psychedelic Furs. Duckie was a quote machine in this movie, with the best line being his response when Andie asked him what he wanted to drink: “Oh you know, beer, scotch, juice box… whatever.” Another Hughes film centered in the greater Chicago area (but filmed in LA).
#6: Planes, Trains and Automobiles (1987)
The Steve Martin and John Candy combo created comedic gold. One of the few Hughes films that doesn’t take place around Chicago (but the script centers on the journey to get to the final Turkey Day destination of…Chicago). Favorite scene: Del (John Candy) talking his way out of paying for breakfast in Wichita by going back and forth with the waitress about a human hair in the oatmeal. Del had a great life motto: “You know, the finest line a man will walk is between success at work and success at home. I got a motto – like your work, love your wife.” Del was a salesman; do you remember what he sold? Shower curtain rings. Great movie with a heart-tugging ending for Thanksgiving Day if your crew tires of football.
#5: National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation (1989)
Where do you even begin to break down this holiday masterpiece? The Griswold clan returns and comes close to besting the original effort. This installment of the family chronicles is dominated by Randy Quaid’s performance as Cousin Eddie. There are so many awesome one-liners in this epic that it is impossible to select a single best. I will go with when Cousin Eddie tells Clark his older boy couldn’t make it because he is “preparing for his career” in the carnival. Chevy Chase perfected the lovable loser in this film, with Clark in reflecting the worries and doubts of many middle-aged professionals back in the day.
#4: Sixteen Candles (1984)
Who didn’t love Chicago-area high schooler Samantha ‘Sam’ Baker? Big family, big upcoming wedding, and everyone forgets it’s her birthday. To top it off, she is constantly pestered by an annoying admirer (Ted) and loses her room to the visiting exchange student and her grandparents. But wait! Just when there appears to be no hope for Sam…Jake Ryan saves the day, riding in on his red Porsche (for you Jake Ryan fans, one can purchase a t-shirt of him in front of his Porshe with the words ‘yeah, you’ underneath). The iconic line of the movie is, of course, Sam with, “I Can’t Believe It. They…” (you can finish that line on your own). Many consider this movie to be Hughes’ finest. It’s up there, but not quite at the top.1
#3: National Lampoon’s Vacation (1983)
Magic. The screenplay was written by Hughes when he repurposed his short story, “Vacation ’58”, which appeared in National Lampoon. When Vacation hit big screens (and then appeared on a new, mysterious thing called cable and on an exotic platform known as HBO), it had the ability to make multiple generations of viewers laugh, but each at different scenes. Grandparents found one cut especially funny while their adult kids or younger grandkids were laughing at entirely different scenes.
That gorgeous, green, and wood-paneled Family Truckster should be considered part of the official cast (“50 yards”). The Christie Brinkley and Chevy Chase scene at the rest stop became cinematic legend, without a single word spoken by either actor. And who among us hasn’t quoted from this movie? My favorite is from that sage foodie, Cousin Eddie, with, “I don’t know why they call this stuff hamburger helper. It does just fine by itself.” Amen to that. And a close second is John Candy’s character delivering the bad news to the Griswolds with, “Sorry folks, the park’s closed. Moose out front should’ve told you.”
#2: Ferris Bueller’s Day Off (1986)
This absolute gem of a movie is in a class of its own. Exceptional character acting across the entire cast. Matt Broderick as Ferris is as good as it gets in this genre, from his dialogue to his demeanor; he came across as the King of Sophisticated Cool for suburban high school chic. And Mr. Rooney, played by Jeffrey Jones, was a superb comedy villain (I can still hear him saying, “Les Jeux Sont Faits. Translation: The Game Is Up. Your Ass Is Mine.”).
Alan Ruck was so convincing as a neurotic sidekick in his role of Cameron (who in the movie wore the jersey of Hughes’ favorite hockey player, Gordie Howe, despite the movie taking place not in Detroit but in the rival town, Chicago) that a trained psychologist would have trouble seeing through the acting. Don’t forget Jennifer Grey’s excellent performance as Ferris’ ill-intentioned sister. Another Hughes movie and another red sports car – this time a vintage Ferrari taken out on a joy ride by the parking garage attendants and then suffering a fate worse than one could imagine. This classic provided two all-time great quotes, a pair that tens of millions can instantly repeat on demand. First, Ben Stein as an econ teacher droning on with, “Bueller…? Bueller…? Bueller…?” And, of course, Ferris himself coming down the movie’s home stretch laying down a little life philosophy with, “Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.” Back then most of us didn’t realize how true that was. But we get it now, Ferris.
#1: The Breakfast Club (1985)
Nothing, and I mean nothing, sums up what high school and coming of age were like more than this movie. The Breakfast Club is on some level relatable to just about anyone who matriculated through “The Lord of the Flies” world that we call high school. You knew that kid. You had that teacher. You felt that peer pressure. That girl was in your class. That’s your school. You…were…there. This is a movie about you, not fictional characters.
The subject matter scope is vast despite the movie taking place almost exclusively in an empty high school library on a Saturday. The Club starts detention as separate individuals with nothing in common, ends the day as united group, and walks away as individuals with better perspectives. Everything they thought they knew about high school going into the day of detention was upended by late afternoon. Judd Nelson’s performance as the delinquent Bender is excellent. So many quotes to choose from. The eccentric Allyson to the jock Andrew: “You do everything everyone tells you to, and that is the problem.” Disciplinarian Mr. Vernon, in that glorious suit, saying to Bender: “Don’t mess with the bull, young man. You’ll get the horns.” Claire lamenting, “I hate having to go along with everything my friends say.” And finally, Bender closing the movie out, reading from the Club’s assigned essay: “You see us as you want to see us, in the simplest terms with the most convenient definitions. But what we found out is that each one of us is a Brain…and an Athlete…and a Basket Case…a Princess…and a Criminal. Does that answer your question? Sincerely yours…The Breakfast Club.” Cue the Simple Minds.
Hughes and his films dominated the 1980s. Don’t you forget about him.